Synoiz
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Post by Synoiz on Aug 5, 2009 17:38:16 GMT -5
I thought I'd try to compile a list of amazing and absolutely true* facts, just for a bit of a laugh really but also (more importantly) to be an indispensible guide to the universe.
*by this I mean "lies".
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Synoiz
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Post by Synoiz on Aug 5, 2009 17:39:19 GMT -5
Fact of the day 05/08/09:
"There's two different kinds, there's bad asbestos, and nice asbestos." Remember this.
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Post by Synoiz on Aug 6, 2009 18:56:09 GMT -5
Fact of the day 06/08/09:
"Painting your window black can be a useful alternative to replacing it with another wall"
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Alexdoh
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Post by Alexdoh on Aug 7, 2009 10:56:26 GMT -5
I thought I'd have a crack at this, admittantly mine are abit longer but still have that ironic fact about it.
"The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
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Synoiz
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Post by Synoiz on Aug 7, 2009 14:10:16 GMT -5
I think I like that fact more if you replace "a seal" with "the cast of Cheers"
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Post by Alexdoh on Aug 7, 2009 14:36:44 GMT -5
Oh so true!! It could be changed to many things to be more appealing!
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hassie
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Post by hassie on Aug 8, 2009 14:18:12 GMT -5
Jesus had one leg shorter than the other.
EDIT: [citation needed]
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